A kitchen is sure to have many a broken thing. Here's the top ten things that have been broken in our bakery.
Number 10. My beloved pastel cupcake stands. I was gifted a set of 4. We have one left. I can't stand that these broke.
Number 9. Bonne Maman preserve jars. Made in France and apparently strong as steel. These have been dropped time and time again. Somehow, we've managed to only break a couple.
Number 8. Glass Straws. We LOVE our cute glasses from Miss Kristi, but the anxiety is high. glass straw + concrete floor = glass everywhere.
Number 7. Coffee Cups. Pictured was just a goodwill special, but she was special. Broken by, yours truly. </3
Number 6. Not-Neutral coffee glasses. This one hurts my finances and feelings. No further comment.
Number 5. If your name is Candace, let me explain. Candace is lovingly what we named our sink. She's always broken and always causing trouble. Double whammy: pictured is from the time I absentminded filled the sanitizing section of the sink with soap water instead of bleach water. ~_~
Number 4. Ahh the mini fridge! A place where things go to randomly freeze. If you've ever walked in on me hugging a pitcher of cold-brew back to warmth you know all about our mini fridge randomly freezing its contents. *updated to add: this issue has been solved! The nob kept getting hit and would turn down the temperature. Nothin' a little tape couldn't fix.
Number 3. The ovens. Kinda need those to work, eh?
Number 2. Hand mixers. They're quick in-a-pinch. They're cute. They break.
Number 1. Allie. No explanation needed.
"Hey Alexa, Play "broken people by Jonny Diaz"...